Joke #12806

Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
Vote:
has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology, work

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
Vote:
has 86.25 % from 499 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer enquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years say, a red Corvette?" The Engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" And the interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
Vote:
has 85.11 % from 311 votes. More jokes about: IT, money, office, work
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs, " ;because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because Im responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss. The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work... The ass hole is usually in charge.
Vote:
has 84.74 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: communication, health, life, management, work
Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
Vote:
has 84.59 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, programmer, work
Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.
Vote:
has 84.27 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, programmer, work
Innkeeper: "The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed." Guest: "I'll make my own bed." Innkeeper: "Good. I'll get you some nails and wood."
Vote:
has 84.26 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, money, travel, work
Q: Famous last words of a bomb disposal expert? A: "Yes, the red wire."
Vote:
has 84.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, work
The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
Vote:
has 83.91 % from 391 votes. More jokes about: computer, history, IT, technology
A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen". The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them". Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
Vote:
has 83.87 % from 807 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, technology, wife, winter
A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
Vote:
has 82.28 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: IT, technology