I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
One morning, while she was making breakfast, the local fitness freak walked up to his wife, pinched her on the bum and said, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." This was a bit over the limit, but she controlled herself and replied with silence. Next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast. "You know love if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bras." That was too far over the limit. She rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. Maintaining a vice grip, she whispered in his ear, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the pool man, the gardener and your brother."
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?