Joke #12841

I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?

My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!

If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.

One morning, while she was making breakfast, the local fitness freak walked up to his wife, pinched her on the bum and said, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." This was a bit over the limit, but she controlled herself and replied with silence. Next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast. "You know love if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bras." That was too far over the limit. She rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. Maintaining a vice grip, she whispered in his ear, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the pool man, the gardener and your brother."

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.