I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
Q: Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style? A: That way they can both watch wrestling.
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
Dad shouts: "Stop watching porn, I can hear it in my room!" Son: "Dad.. I'm not watching porn, that is Maria Sharapova playing Tennis!"
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!