Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen". The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them". Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Funny facts about Google users: 50% of people use Google well as a search engine. The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.