Joke #13227

Yo mama so stupid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.
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Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?" Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"
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Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
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I asked the boss if I could get a raise, and he said, "Because of the fluctuational predisposition of your position's productive capacity as juxtaposed to the industry standards, it would be monetarily injudicious to advocate an increment." I said, "I don't get it." He said, "That's right."
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
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Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
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Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
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yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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In a shop for kids. Peter selects a toy car, comes to the cash desk and gives the cashier money-cards from Monopoly game. The cashier: - Are you stupid? This isn't real money! Peter: - You're stupid. The car is not real either.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
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