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Yo mama so stupid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.
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Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?" Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"
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Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
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Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
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yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
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An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board but only 3 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Stephen King , the best selling author of my time... My millions of fans need me , and i can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the planernThe 2nd passenger , Barack Hussein Obama, said , "I am the 44th President of the United States, and I am the smartest President in American history , so my people don't want me to die." He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.rnThe 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy, "My son , I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The little boy said , "That's okay , Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America's smartest President took my schoolbag."
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Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
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