Joke #13232

Standing in line at a restaurant, I noticed that the few available tables left had not been cleaned off. I mentioned this to the cashier, who told the manager. A minute later, an annoyed-looking teen emerged from the back with a spray bottle and paper towels in hand. "All right," she bellowed clear across the crowded dining room, "which one of you people wanted a clean table?"
Vote: has 50.70 % from 22 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: food, management, stupid

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

"I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?" "That's right, Sir." "So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend?" "That was my dentist."
Vote: has 82.81 % from 32 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: dentist, friendship, management, stupid, work
Patty was quietly minding her own business, eating her soup alone in her booth at a local eatery, when a voice startled her from behind. It was the guy in the booth behind her. "Not so loud!" he said. "What?" she questioned, as she took another spoonful of soup. "I said not so loud!" was his muffled reply. Embarrassed at being told she was slurping her soup, she pushed away her bowl and started her grilled cheese sandwich. "How was your day?" questioned the man from behind once again. "Pretty good" responded Patty, confused that this stranger would care. "Did you pass the exam?" came the next question from behind. "I don't know, I didn't get my grade yet" replied a thoroughly bewildered Patty. "I'll have to call you back when I'm out of here", came the voice from behind once again, "some nut job is answering every question I ask you!
Vote: has 82.28 % from 39 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: food, stupid, work
I asked the boss if I could get a raise, and he said, "Because of the fluctuational predisposition of your position's productive capacity as juxtaposed to the industry standards, it would be monetarily injudicious to advocate an increment." I said, "I don't get it." He said, "That's right."
Vote: has 81.57 % from 66 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: management, money, stupid
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Vote: has 81.20 % from 2169 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: food, insulting, lawyer, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Vote: has 79.09 % from 1161 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
Vote: has 78.98 % from 586 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Boy: "Our principal is so stupid!" Girl: "Don't you know who I am?" Boy: "No?" Girl: "I'm the principals daughter". Boy: "Do you know who I am?" Girl: "No." Boy: "Good." *walks away quickly*
Vote: has 76.20 % from 76 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: communication, management, school, stupid, vulgar
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
Vote: has 74.15 % from 41 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: communication, food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
On a Roman warship, the galley boss looked over his slaves and shouted, "Today I have good news. All of you are getting extra food tonight." The slaves all looked at him in silence, except one decrepit old man in the back, who moaned, "Oh God, no, not again." A new slave next to him asked, "Why are you moaning?" "This only happens when the Captain's nephew wants to water ski."
Vote: has 73.44 % from 30 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: family, food, management, sport, war
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom – I'll show you how."
Vote: has 70.55 % from 44 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: college, graduation, management, stupid, work