Joke #13243

I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

I have joy in my heart and a glass of wine in my hand. Coincidence?

Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.

Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.

We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.

Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.

Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!

A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this? " "You're speaking to it."

A priest was driving down the road one day when getting stopped by a cop. The cop smelled alcohol on the priest's breath and saw an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He said to the priest, "Father, have you been drinking?" The priest replied, "Only water, officer." The cop then asked him, "Then why can I smell wine?" The priest looked at the bottle and said, "Good Lord! He's done it again."

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.