I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink.
Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this? " "You're speaking to it."
Overheard in a restaurant: She: "This wine is described as full bodied and imposing with a nutty base, a sharp bite, and a bitter aftertaste." He: "Are you describing the wine or your mother?"
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
Q: What did the grape say when it was crushed? A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine.