I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
A rabbi and a priest crash into each other at a four-way junction. They both get out of their cars and look at the wreck. They both thank God they are OK, and the priest says, ‘This must be a sign that God wanted us to meet.’ The rabbi says, ‘Yes, indeed, let’s drink.’ So the rabbi gets out some wine. They toast each other and the priest drinks his glass. But the rabbi doesn’t take a taste of his drink. Priest: ‘Why aren’t you drinking?’ Rabbi: ‘I’m waiting for the police.’
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
Do you squat here often?
Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me?
Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
Overheard in a restaurant: She: "This wine is described as full bodied and imposing with a nutty base, a sharp bite, and a bitter aftertaste." He: "Are you describing the wine or your mother?"
There's no wine holder on this vacuum cleaner. It's like it wasn't even designed for women. How can I be expected to work under these conditions?