I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
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Q: What did the grape say when it was crushed?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
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Q: What do you call a group of men found drowned in a wine vat?
A: The Grape-full Dead!
I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits.
The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and my flawless dance moves.
"I'm sorry for throwing red wine over all your dresses in the wardrobe last night," I told my girlfriend. "I've spent all day getting the stains out just to show how much you mean to me."
"Oh, that's really nice," she said. "What did you use to remove the stains?"
"Scissors," I replied.
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