"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?"
"I can't help it, I'm hooked."
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "Great" he said,
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen".
The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them".
Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
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Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
Funny facts about Google users:
50% of people use Google well as a search engine.
The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
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I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.
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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common?
A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
If the box says:
"This software requires Windows XP or better"
Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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