Yo mama so ugly, even goldfish don't smile back.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!