Yo mama so ugly, even goldfish don't smile back.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!