Q: What's the worst part about sex?
A: When they wake up!
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He said he would go the next day.
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He got home and told his wife what happened and she said: "well honey if you would have pulled down your pants you could have filed for disability."
A man comes home and tells his wife to tell him something that is going to laugh and cry.
Wife thinks for a minute and says... "of all your friends you have the biggest dick."
A man calls 911 emergency: " Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!"
After five minutes, the same man calls back: "It is ok, I found another one."
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A wife who put her husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
I went to a pharmacy and asked for a black condom.
Manager wondered and asked me, "why black sir?"
"My friend's husband died; I want to console her," I said.
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Mother: "How? My sweet it isn't possible."
Kid: "I'll insert the needle to daddy's condom!"
A man has came over to his wife in a request.
She tells him to tie her to a bed and do whatever he wants.
3 hours later he is fucking hookers and watching football and porn with friend.