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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with. JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?" BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me." JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father." BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!" JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?" BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto." JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?" BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
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What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
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Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
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A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! "Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks. "No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
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Why don't lobsters share? They re shellfish.
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What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman? 4 drinks.
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