What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with. JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?" BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me." JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father." BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!" JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?" BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto." JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?" BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs? A:Right where you left him.
What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman? 4 drinks.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove. "Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?" "I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno." "I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history." "Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.