Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American." "Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian. "Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.