Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line