Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
I think my sons gay...I took off the seat of his bike, and he didn't notice.
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the men's delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. ''Isn't it wonderful?'' Brad exclaims. ''All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.'' ''He's happy now," says the nurse. "But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass.''
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Gays don't fart - their asses fetch a sigh.
What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag? Speed bumps.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
What's the definition of a poofter? A bloke who enlarges the circle of his friends!
Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? He's down to four butts a day.
Man comes home from work to find his boyfriend whacking off into a condom. Man says, "WTF?" Boyfriend says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"