Joke #1601

Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Vote: has 24.46 % from 219 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: gay

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob? Dad: Ohhh yeah I do! Son: How did it taste? Dad: Get out.
Vote: has 83.28 % from 1993 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: dad, dirty, gay
A hippie walks on a bus and sees a nun. Being the straight forward kind of guy he is, he says "Hey baby, want to have sex?" The nun says "God no!" so she gets off the bus angry. When the hippie is about to get off the bus, the bus driver asks him "Hey man. you see that graveyard across the street?" The hippie go's "yeah I see it, what about it?" "well every Tuesday night at 8:30. the nun go's to the top of the hill to pray. If you dress up as a ghost, and tell her to have sex with you, she'll have too" The hippie replied "sweet!" So Tuesday night comes and the hippie has a ghost costume, 8:30 comes and here comes the nun. The hippie pops out and says "I am the ghost of a man buried here, and I command you to have sex with me!" The nun go's "Well... ok, but I have a virgins aspect so it has to be oral" So the nun and the hippie have oral sex and the hippie runs away and says "Ha, ha I was actually the hippie" and the nun said "Ha, ha I'm actually the bus driver!"
Vote: has 35.87 % from 154 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: gay, sex, time
The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
Vote: has 69.30 % from 77 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black humor, dad, gay, sex
Q: Did you hear about the gay truckers? A: They exchanged loads.
Vote: has 59.49 % from 161 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: gay
One day a magical frog sees a bear chasing after a rabbit for dinner. In an attempt to bring peace to his magical forest, the frog hops up to the two and promises them 3 wishes each if they stop this violence. After both animals agreed, the frog chooses the bear to state his first wish, first. After thinking for a while, the bear says, "I wish for all the bears in this forest to be female except me." Next is the rabbit's turn, "I wish for a motorcycle helmet," he says. The bear laughed, what an idiotic wish to make he thought to himself. The bear then says, "I wish for all the bears in this country to be female except me." The rabbit next says, "I wish for a motorcycle that requires no gas." The bear, almost tearing from laughter, says, "You could have wished for money to get those two things!" He then proceeds to make his final wish, after thinking for a while, he says to the frog, "I wish for all the bears in the world to be female except for me!" He smiles smugly. The rabit then puts on his helmet, hops on his motorcycle, grins to the bear and says, "I wish for this bear to be gay."
Vote: has 72.17 % from 98 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, gay, money
A man on a business trip to Las Vegas heard about how good the Las Vegas prostitutes were so on his first night there, he decided he would go out and try his luck. He walked outside his hotel and looked up and down the street and saw an attractive girl standing on the corner. He approached her and asked her if she is working tonight and sure enough she said "Meet me in room 804 across the street." He was in luck. She was a knockout. They got to the room and he sat down anxiously on the edge of the bed. She asked him what he wanted and he thought for a second, then said "How much for a hand job?" She said, "300". His eyes popped open and he asked "300?" She said, "Walk over to that window and open the curtains". He proceeded. "See that motel down there? I own it, and I didn't inherit it. I'm that good." He was like, "well go right ahead honey". So she proceeded to give him the best hand job he ever had. After a little rest he thought, if that was that good..."How much for a blow job?" She said "600". OH MY GOD! was his reply. She told him to walk back over to the window. "See that 15 story hotel? I own it and I didnt inherit it. I'm that good." He said "Well get to work then sweetie." And sure enough he got the best blow job he ever received. After a little "rebuilding" time he thought, if that was that good... "How much for sex?" She chuckled and said, "Honey, I'd own this whole damned town if only I had a pussy."
Vote: has 82.70 % from 299 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: business, gay, money, sex, work
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
Vote: has 64.09 % from 52 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: asian, food, gay, sex
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.
Vote: has 56.98 % from 23 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: gay, men
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
Vote: has 62.37 % from 174 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: gay, lesbian
Q: What do you call a gay drive by? A: "a fruit roll up."
Vote: has 53.76 % from 59 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: gay