Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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A: How my dick taste.
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A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp.
He rubs it and two blonde genies come out.
They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants.
So he makes his wishes...
he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them.
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The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other:
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
He thought he was melting.
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