Joke #1637

Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.

Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .

What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.

What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.

What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.

What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.

A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"