Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one? A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
How do you kill half of Ethiopia? Throw a piece of bread off a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them it still has not been eaten.
How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?