Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake. The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake. The woman says to him: You saved me! I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish. I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs. Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people together... A: A pack of Gorillas.
Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican? A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers? A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.