Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
What do you call a smiling black man? Snigger
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.