Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof.
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Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
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A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth.
The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared.
The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared.
The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames.
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