Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
In the metro an old lady apostrophizes a nigger who was sitting calm in a seat: In my country, the ladies stay on the sits, and young boys like you stay in their feet! In my country, Africa, the boys stay in the middle of the fire, and the ladies stay in the kettles, boiling.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People
What do you call a smiling black man? Snigger
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...