Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
A. The PGA tour
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
Neighbor.
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What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
Guilty.
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What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick!
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works
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A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard.
A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returned to the bar.
The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth.
How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender was puzzled.
"Why? What happened?
He weighed 20 pounds at birth?"
The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?
A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems:
"Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that?
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
"And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?"
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises."
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian?
A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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