Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
"Have you any grounds?"
"Yes, an acre and half and nice little home."
"No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It made of concrete."
"I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?"
"No, we have carport, and not need one."
"I mean. What are your relations like?"
"All my relations still in Poland."
"Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player."
"Does your wife beat you up?"
"No, I always up before her."
"Is your wife a nagger?"
"No, she white."
"Why do you want this divorce?"
"She going to kill me."
"What makes you think that?"
"I got proof."
"What kind of proof?"
"She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom."
"I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover.'"
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Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.
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How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers?
A: You can only kill so much time.
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Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry.
A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby?
It's annoying when it comes out black.
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Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant?
A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
A. The PGA tour
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