Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one? A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
Q: What do you call a cremated black person? A: 100% cocoa powder.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
Q: What do you call an African American documentary? A: Planet of the Apes.
A nigger was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He’s got tattooed on his dick his wife’s name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him: You have written your wife name too? No, I’m responsible for the tourists. So when my dick is on erection it reads:”WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!”