Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?
Twix...
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People can be so easy to read.
Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed.
Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do?
A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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Q: Why are most democrats black
A: Black people are idiots.
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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
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