Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet? He was going through a mid-life crisis.
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
Q: What would martin luther king be if he was white? A: Alive
How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”