Joke #1653

Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.

How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.

There was a man driving a pickup truck down a country road, when suddenly he was broad sided by a trailer truck. Some time went by, and the case got to court. The defense attorney said to the plaintiff, "How can you be suing my client now when you told a trooper after the accident that you felt fine?" The man replied. "Well sir, it was like this. We was driving down the road, minding our own business, when a big trailer truck came out of nowhere and creamed us. When I came to, I was in the ditch, and a trooper was pulling up with his car. He looked at the hogs, and they was most dead, so he shot them. Then he looked at my dog, and he was hurt real bad, so he shot him." Then he came over to me and he said, "How you feeling?" I said, "I never felt better in my life."

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.

Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.

On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls. He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do that." The Bartender replies, "You'd better try petting him first."

What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.

What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer? A lot of bites.