Joke #1653

Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
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A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and places two cans of dog food on the counter. The cashier asks, "Do you have a dog sir?" "Yes, it's at home," replies the man. "To be able to sell you the dog food sir, I must see the dog. That is store policy," says the cashier. Next day the man goes places two cans of cat food on the counter. "Do you own a cat sir?" asks the cashier. "Yes I do, it's at home," says the man. "Well I am sorry sir. Store policy. I must see the cat before I can sell you cat food," says the cashier. The next day the man returns to the store and walks directly to the same cashier. He has a brown paper bag in his hand. "Here," he says to the cashier, "put your hand in here." The cashier puts her hand in the brown paper bag. "It is all soft and warm," she says. "Yes, that's right," says the man, "I need to buy two rolls of toilet paper."
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
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Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
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What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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