Joke #1653

Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.

Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.

When I was younger I used to think having sex was kissing naked. One day after showering my dog came in the restroom, so I kissed him on the head, after realizing what I did I ran downstairs, and told my mom that I had sex with the dog, you can image her face after hearing this. Yep I was a very dumb child.

Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant? A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.

I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.

During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. "You simpleton!" the officer barked. "Don't you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire company?" "Yes sir," the solder answered apologetically. "But, if I may say so, I did stand still when a flock of pigeons used me for target practice. And I never moved a muscle when a large dog peed on my lower branches. But when two squirrels ran up my pants leg and I heard the bigger say, "Let's eat one now and save the other until winter' - that did it!"

Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny? A: A Cold dog on a bun.

In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog. They were astonished and said: "What a clever dog!" But the man protested and replied: "No, no, he isn't that clever. I'm leading by three games to one!"

There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.