Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls?
A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger?
A: A Doberman.
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy!
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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Q: What's long and hard on a blackman?
A: The first grade.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black people together...
A: A pack of Gorillas.
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Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job.
The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar.
The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you?
The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer?
A: They never get old.
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Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.
For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk.
The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.
For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk.
The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.
For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk.
However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg.
As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.