Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls?
A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger?
A: A Doberman.
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
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Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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Pet Owner: "Every time a bell rings, my dog goes and sits in the corner."
Vet: "That's perfectly normal; he's a boxer."
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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Librarians may be shy, but their patrons aren't.
Look at their oddball requests:
A patron offered me $100 to steal a cactus from somebody's yard.
A patron wanted me to find a book to teach her dog german.
A patron on his way to the casino asked to rub my red hair for luck.
A patron once asked me for my home phone number so she could call me with reference questions when I wasn't at work.
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?
Trustworthy.
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant?
A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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