Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
Imagine being completely naked in room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you... This is life of a dog.
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
Someone going to work sees a crowd of people walking. Looking at the beginning of course, he sees a coffin behind a gentleman with a little dog followed by the crowd. Approaching the owner and he asks him: "What happened here, man?" "Pff, my mother-in-law died," he said. "Hush how sad eh… And, if allowed, how?" "My dog bit her…" "You don't tell me! Could you lend him to me just for tonight?" "Get in line!"
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
A boy went into a hoare house and said he wanted an AIDS's infected prostitute. The woman at reception said room 9 top of the hall. He went to the room and did his business.When he was leaving she asked him why he wanted her she being aids infected. The boy answered,"When I go home i'll sleep with the babysitter then my dad will sleep with the babysitter then my dad will sleep with my mam then in the morning my mam will fuck the milkman and thats the BASTARD that ran over my dog.
What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.