Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
Three guys compare their levels of intoxication from a party the previous night. The first guy says, "Man, I was so drunk last night, I went home and blew chunks." The second guy says, "I was so drunk last night, I woke up this morning on my front porch." The third guy says, "I was so drunk last night, I took a prostitute home to my wife." The first guy exclaims, "You guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet? A: Pushing his luck.
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
A guy walks into a Raptors bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a "Toronto Raptors" jersey and helmet, and is festooned with "Raptors" pom-poms. The bartender says: "Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You'll have to leave!" The guy begs him: "Look, I'm desperate. We're both big fans, the TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can see the game!" After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game. The big game begins and Vince Carter does a great slum dunk. With that the dog jumps up on the bar, and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone. The bartender says: "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do if Raptors win?" The owner replies: "I don't know, I've only had him for a half year."
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.