Joke #1653

Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.

During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. "You simpleton!" the officer barked. "Don't you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire company?" "Yes sir," the solder answered apologetically. "But, if I may say so, I did stand still when a flock of pigeons used me for target practice. And I never moved a muscle when a large dog peed on my lower branches. But when two squirrels ran up my pants leg and I heard the bigger say, "Let's eat one now and save the other until winter' - that did it!"

What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.

How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'

Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.

Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny? A: A Cold dog on a bun.

What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call all of the blacks on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!

Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs? A:Right where you left him.

Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"