Joke #1653

Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
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A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration. "Thanks," the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little partner," the firefighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster." The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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I've trained my dog to bring me red wine. It's a Bordeaux collie.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man? As much as you see with your eyes!
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Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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