Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons? NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
A man is trapped on a desert island with a sheep and a dog. After a few months, the sheep starts looking really attractive to the man. However, whenever he approaches the sheep the dog begins to growl in a threatening manner. The man takes the dog to the opposite side of the island giving it some food as a distraction. He runs back to the sheep only to find the dog growling at him. The man ties the dog to a tree with a large leash. He goes back to the sheep only to find the dog growling with a gnawed off leash around its neck. By now, the man is getting depressed and frustrated. As he sits under a palm tree staring out to sea, a beautiful woman in a tight-fitting wet suit emerges from the surf. She asks him who he is and, taking pity upon his lonely state, asks if there's ANYTHING she could do for him. The man thinks for a moment and then responds: "Could you take the dog for a walk?"
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down? A: KitKat Chunky.
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."