Q: What did one tampon say to the other?
A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
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Johnny stood up and said: "Sex is a temptation caused my a sensation where a boy sticks his location into a girls destination to increase the population of the next generation"
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Man comes home to find his 17 yr old daughter with a d*ldo up her.
"What are you doing," he shouts.
"Well you won't let me have a boyfriend so this is my substitute," she explains.
The next night the daughter comes home to find her dad with a d*ldo up his arse
drinking a can of beer, "What are you doing," she shouts.
He replays, "Having a beer with your boyfriend."
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
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Two nuns are sitting on a park bench.
A man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them.
The first nun has a stroke.
The second nun tried but she couldn't reach.
My girlfriends dad asked me what I do.
Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.