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During an international gynaecology conference, an English doctor, Dr. UK, Steve, and a French doctor, Dr. Myrddin, were discussing unusual cases they had treated recently.
"Only last week," Dr. Myrddin said, "a woman came to see me with a clitoris like a melon!"
"Don't be absurd, "Dr. UK Steve exclaimed, "It couldn't have been that big. My God, man, she wouldn't be able to walk if it were."
"Aah, you English, always thinking about size," replied Dr. Myrddin.
"I was talking about the flavour!"
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe it, dear, but I’ve discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking.”
“Really,” said Mrs. Robinson, interested at once. “What is it?”
“Back to back.”
“But that’s crazy. We can’t do anything back to back.”
“Yes we can. I’ve persuaded another couple to help out.”
Q: Ever had sex while camping?
A: It's fucking intents.
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an alter boy.
What did O say to Q
Dude your dicks hanging out
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.
A woman, after giving birth to six babies, upon seeing her husband gets up off the hospital bed, walks over to him shouting "I told you not to go doggy style!"
I had to get an Xbox controller tattooed on my vagina.
So my boyfriend would play with me for a change.
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My girlfriend always calls me a pedophile, and all I can think is "Wow that is a big word for a nine year old."
Q: How do you cancel an appointment at a sperm bank?
A: Tell them you can't cum.
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