Question: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
Answer: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
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Question: Why do men die before their wives?
Answer: Because they want to.
Jennifer, wanna go to my place?
I am not Jennifer
But I didn't ask about that...
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man.
But hell does that burn!
Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
Knock knockrn
Who's there?
Woman who?
Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Man.
Man who?
Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
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Women are like telephones.
They love to be held.
They love to be talked to.
But, if you press the wrong button, you're disconnected.
Q: Why can women play hockey?
A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
There were two church-going women gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up.
He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse, lifted its tail and kissed the horse full on its rectum.
Repulsed, one of the women asked, "That's disgusting, why did you do THAT?"
To which the cowboy replied, "I've got chapped lips."
Confused, the women continued, "Does that make them feel better?"
"No, but it stops me from licking them!"
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer.
For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother.
One night she said she was ready to solo.
The mother listened with pride, as she carefully said each word right up to the end…
"And lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail, Amen."