What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction? "A Jail break"
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."