Joke #233

Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
Vote:
has 53.17 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: age, black people

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
Vote:
has 76.65 % from 2022 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, racist, school, teacher
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.
Vote:
has 49.31 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, kids, racist
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
Vote:
has 41.03 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, racist
Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet? He was going through a mid-life crisis.
Vote:
has 29.93 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: age, black people
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
Vote:
has 17.76 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, dirty, sex, women
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
Vote:
has 66.78 % from 270 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
Vote:
has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, family
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Vote:
has 72.47 % from 756 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
How do you get four old ladies to shout "F*ck"? Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
Vote:
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, game, old people
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
Vote:
has 51.49 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black people