Joke #2332

What do you call an afghan virgin Mever bin laid on

Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.

Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap. Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."

A couple driving home hit and wounded a skunk on the road. The wife gets out and brings it back to the car. "We need to take it to a vet. Its shivering, it must be cold, what should I do?" she asks. Husband replies "Put it between your legs to keep it warm." "But it stinks!" she exclaims. "So hold its nose!"

Q: How do you know when a machanic has had sex? A: Two of his fingers are clean.

What has 100 teeth and eats weiners? A zipper!

What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal? A head hunter!

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriends house and the girlfriend said to her mom, "Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room" and the mom says, "Ok honey, you kids have fun." When they are up their the mom hears: "Baby baby baby oh!" The mom walks to the door and ask, "What the hell is going on?" The girl says, "Mom were just having s*x." and the mom says, "Oh thank god I thought you guys were listening to Justin Bieber."

Can I read your t-shirt in braille?

Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Testicules. Testicules who? Pillow for penis .