What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!