What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.