Joke #2427

How do you save a nigger from drowning? You take your foot of his head!
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Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.
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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.
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Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHY!?" Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead".
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What rule could stop HIV in Africa? Sex after dinner only.
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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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So a little kid and a child molester start walking into a forest. They keep walking for what seems like hours, and it gets darker and darker and darker, and the forest gets deeper and deeper and deeper. The kid turns to the child molester and he says "Gee mister, it sure is scary out here!" The child molester says "How do you think I feel, kid? I'm gonna have to walk out of this forest by myself!"
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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
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A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
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The reason why women will never be the ones who propose is that as soon as they get on their knees, man starts unzipping.
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