Joke #2431

In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy. He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy. I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.

A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.

A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?" "Africa" the parrot responds.

What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.

There was a hysterical call at the fire department, and it went like this: "Help me, please help me! There is a cat meowing and yowling with frequency and urgency. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you please help me, and send the fire squad right away?" "Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax wait until he leaves." "You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!" "Cats aren’t like snakes or spiders that are poisonous, by the way who is calling?" "I’m Josephine’s parrot you jerk!" "Help me please, please help!"

What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A: A bird that will talk your ear off!

Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.

Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.

Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.