Joke #2494

A famous boxer must be operated by appendicitis. From the operation room the doctor gets out holding himself to the walls with a bruised eye and says: A can’t do this anymore! I try to anesthetize him, I count until 9 and he gets up and starts punching me...
Vote: has 42.61 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: doctor, sport

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

A man went to doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer." Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better." The man, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game."
Vote: has 67.90 % from 77 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: doctor, game, soccer, sport
Golfer: The doctor says I can't play golf. Caddy: O! So, he too has played with you?
Vote: has 46.54 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: doctor, golf, sport
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts." They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing and cat calling. Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he turned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?" The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine until this guy walked by and yelled, 'peanuts'".
Vote: has 45.45 % from 197 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: cat, doctor, game, sport
A boxer is whining to the doctor that he can’t sleep. I won’t give you any drugs, you don’t need any. Use the classical method, the one with counting the sheep’s. I tried. But, every time I get to 9 I jump off the bed.
Vote: has 29.01 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: doctor, drug, sport
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
Vote: has 71.43 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dentist, health, sport
Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine. He took his eight iron and clambered down the embankment in search of his lost ball. After many long minutes of hacking at the underbrush, he spotted something glistening in the leaves. As he drew nearer, he discovered that it was an eight iron in hands of a skeleton! Joe immediately called out to his friend, "Jack, I've got trouble down here!" "What's the matter?" Jack asked from the edge of the ravine. "Bring me my wedge," Joe shouted. "You can't get out of here with an eight iron!"
Vote: has 21.85 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: sport
Doctor: "Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?" Patient: "What pills?"
Vote: has 87.00 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: doctor, drug, memory
The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks." "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
Vote: has 68.45 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: car, doctor, life
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: "Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers". She replies: "Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?" To which he responds: "No, you've got bowel cancer."
Vote: has 75.62 % from 33 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands. The girl watches him and says, “You must be a dentist” The guy, surprised, says “Yes…how did you figure that out?” The girl says, “Easy… you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they were done, the girl says, “You must be a great dentist.” The guy, now with a boosted ego says, “Yes, I sure am a great dentist. How did you figure that out?” The girl says, “Easy… I didn’t feel a thing!”
Vote: has 69.31 % from 38 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: bar, dirty, doctor, love