A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake.
The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake.
The woman says to him:
You saved me!
I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish.
I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs.
Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
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