A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake.
The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake.
The woman says to him:
You saved me!
I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish.
I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs.
Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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A: Planet of the Apes.
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Q: What is long and black?
A: An unemployment line
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer?
It's not there...
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Black man says to siri: "Take me home"
Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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Q: Why did they invent white chocolate?
A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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What does a nigger do after sex?
25 years to life.
Q: How come so black people died during the war?
A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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