A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake. The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake. The woman says to him: You saved me! I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish. I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs. Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big? A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.