Joke #2504

A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake. The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake. The woman says to him: You saved me! I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish. I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs. Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...

Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina? A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.

Why did the nigger cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?

Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.

Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.

Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.

Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...

Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!

Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike? Because it's probably YOUR bike.

How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.