A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake. The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake. The woman says to him: You saved me! I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish. I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs. Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
Q: Why are white people called crackers. A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
"Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted.
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING. Casey: What happened to you? Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it. Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say? Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.