Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.