Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.