Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.