Joke #3063

Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?" Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."

Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.

You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.

Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.

Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.

Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.

Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.

Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.