What do dogs and women have in common?
They both like 12-inch bones.
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A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile.
The crocodile told him, "Please let me go.
I'll grant you any wish you desire."
The man said, "Okay.
I wish my balls could touch the ground."
So the crocodile bit his legs off.
A guy goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
The girl behind the counter says, “What size?”
He says, “I don’t know.”
She hold up a finger and says, “That big?”
He says, “Bigger.”
She holds up three fingers and says, “That big?”
He says, “Smaller?”
She holds up two fingers and he says, “That’s it.”
She puts the two fingers in her mouth and says, “Medium.”
Johnny comes home from school and asks his mom what is a "period".
His mom says that "A period is when a woman needs to realease her dead egg cells".
Johnny asks what color is it.
She says it's red.
Johnny said "I have one of those but mine is white and it makes babies."
Q: What is the difference between a mouse and a dick?
A: No difference. Both are searching a hole.
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.
Vote:
How do lesbians handle their liquor?
By the ears.
(Lick her)
Bully: Your dick is probably like a tic tac.
Geek: No wonder your mom's mouth is so fresh.
Class: Oooooohhhh!
Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face?
A: When her mustache is on fire.