What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"
Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.
Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian? A: You know they'll swallow.
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.
I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.