What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
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Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
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A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes.
When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?"
God responds, "You are what you are"
The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question.
One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes"
The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common?
A: Black are bigger than white.
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Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale?
A: Your shit back.
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Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa.
We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
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Q: What do you call a baby Mexican?
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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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How does a black woman know when she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet?
A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.