What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
What's the difference between a black man and a daycare? A daycare knows when it has children.
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? Someone lost a quarter.
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American." "Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian. "Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.