What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
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A: Rape
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A: Society
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
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I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100."
The one says to the other, "should we do it?"
The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?"
The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it."
So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out.
The friend says "well, did you get the money?"
He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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