What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
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Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken...
My heart is not made in China!
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
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A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?"
The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes.
When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?"
God responds, "You are what you are"
The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question.
One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes"
The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
Life is like a box of chocolates:
A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
You pull up her sleeve.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
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Q:Where does a mexican shop for books?
A: Borders