Joke #3598

What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
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Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
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Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person? They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
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Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American." "Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian. "Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
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Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames? A: A firecracker.
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What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
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