What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
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What’s the difference between a black and a white bull?
The white bull does: “Mooo”.
The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.
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Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
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Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Angel.
Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Bat.
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Q: What do you call a black man on the internet?
A: The dark web.
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Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
A: He thought he was melting.
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green?
Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy?
A: Antique farm equipment.
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