What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
How do you find the population of Mexico? roll a penny down the street How do you find the richest person in Mexico? SEE WHO GOT THE PENNY!
Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America? A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.