What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
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Two black men are walking down the street.
They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!"
The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have.
One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents.
They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in.
Problem solved.
The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap.
They laugh and admire his new race for a minute.
Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?"
The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt?
Afro turf.
How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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Q: What travels at 200km's a hour?
A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
The Winter Olympics.
Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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What did the black woman name her 5 sons?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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Why don't blacks have dreams anymore?
The last one who had a dream got shot.
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Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game.
A: Borderlands.