Joke #3598

What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.

Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.

Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."

There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. There is a lot of sushi in my country. Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. There is too much love in my country. Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. There is too much taco in my country. Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says: There are too much Mexicans in my country.

What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind? "Well, at least I'm not black."

There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.

Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him? A: Because it's probably my bicycle.

Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats? A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.

What’s black on the outside and green on the inside? A nigger that just ate some spinach.

Q: What does a black person have that is white? A: His owner!