Joke #3842

Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
Vote: has 49.61 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: money

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Vote: has 57.40 % from 43 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
A third age Scotsman was waiting for his son to return from his first date. Finally, he arrived after midnight. "Were you worried, father?" "Yes, I was really worried... I want to know how much did that date cost you..." "It cost me only four euros!" "Hmm, it's not that much." "I know father... But the girl didn't have any more money..."
Vote: has 71.53 % from 50 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, dating, money
Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank!
Vote: has 30.41 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: money
An young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. After sex the girl said, "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'am actually a hooker, and I charge $100 for what we just did." The man retorted, "And I should have mentioned this before, but I'am actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $200."
Vote: has 79.34 % from 46 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: money
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Vote: has 65.32 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Vote: has 74.97 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes." The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!" The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to." The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine." So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, I'd like a mild heart attack."
Vote: has 53.65 % from 366 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, golf, husband, money, sex
How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.
Vote: has 69.96 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: accountant, money, tax
A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?" To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"
Vote: has 34.78 % from 6 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: money
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
Vote: has 57.36 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, money