Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".