Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.