Joke #4297

Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows? He wanted to be very clear!

Teacher: “How do you spell “dog”?” Boy: “D, o, g, enter.”

The thing programming and essay writing have in common: the easier the writing is to use, the harder it is to write.

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "George, why has your school work been so poor lately?" "I’m in love," the boy replied. Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?" "With you," he said. "But George," she said gently, "don’t you see how silly that is? It’s true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don’t want a child." "Oh, don’t worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I’ll use a rubber."

How many students does it take to change a light bulb? None, Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes.

Why don’t some teachers like to break wind in public? Because they’re private tooters.

Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"

Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.

When I was young I had my first induction day in IT we were making an animation on scratch me and my friend decided to go on our phones. The teacher came over and asked, "what we were doing on our phones." I had to think fast so I said "we were researching something" she said that was alright. Still, to this day I wonder why she didn't notice that we had computers in front of us that had the school wifi.

The teacher said to Danny: "Why are you in the floor?" Danny said: "Because you said to do this Math problem without Tables."

Little Johnny took sex ed and every day when little Johnny would come in from school he'll tell his dad for learning sex ed well one day we'll just come in and he said that I got thrown out sex ed Lil Johnny's daddy says how do you get thrown out sex ed Little Johnny said well Dad I got in trouble for eating during class.