Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.