Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.