Joke #4542

Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.

Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!

Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.

You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.

Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!