Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!