Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.