Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.