Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.