Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.