Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.