Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.