Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.