Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.