Joke #4562

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’

Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.

Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.

Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.

Yo mama so ugly, even goldfish don't smile back.

Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.

Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.

Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!