Q: How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
A: It’s not hard.
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Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
how come blondes don't wear tampons?
so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
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The postman wants to save the situation so he says quickly: "Mrs. Ann, I warn you for the last time! If you do not sign this letter so I will pee on your brand-new carpet."
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The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?"
The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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I and my two mates went to a hooker and she told us that it will cost us a pound an inch.
My first mate went in and came out after minutes, saying, it cost me a tenner!
My second mate went in and came out ten minutes later and said, it cost me £9.50!
I went in and came out ten minutes later and said, it cost me £3.50.!
"What do you mean," they asked me.
"I told them, you both paid on the way in but I paid on the way out."
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