Joke #4948

Q: How do you find a blind man at a nude beach? A: It’s not hard.

I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.

Q: Why do men pay more for car insurance? A: Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.

A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby." The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby doctor? What's wrong?" The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite." The woman is confused. "A hermaphrodite..... what's that?" The doctor replies, "Well, it means your baby has the.......er......features....of a male and a female." The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh MY GOD! you mean it has a penis..... AND a brain.

What do you say to a virgin? Thanks for nothing!

Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? A: Full.

‘I recently sold the rights of my love life to Parker brothers, they’re going to turn it into a game.’ Woody Allen

What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.

Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Mrs Laura a kindergarten teacher asked her class "what things we can eat?" "Bread" "Yes" "Hamburger" "Ok" A five years girl answered "Light", "Omg" shouted the teacher, "how can light be eaten?" "Last night I heared mom whispering to dad 'turn the light off and put it in my mouth'".