Joke #4948

Q: How do you find a blind man at a nude beach? A: It’s not hard.

One day a man got on the bus and saw a nun. He started to have sexual Thoughts about her and tried to stop but she looked so good that he couldn't Stop. So once she got off the bus the man asked the bus driver if he knew Where she was going. The bus driver said to meet the nun at the church at 8:0op.m dressed like jesus. He went there dressed like jesus. This Surprised the nun and she asked him what she needed to do and he said have anal sex with him. Afterwards, the man said I have a confession to make and he told her he wasn't jesus but the man on the bus. The nun then said she had a confession also. She was the busdriver..

Question: What’s the best thing about a blow job? Answer: Ten minutes of silence.

Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.

My penis was in the Guiness Book of Records... until the librarian kicked me out.

Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Knock, Knock Who is there? A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet. What do you want? Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.

- "Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school"? - "No, I had sex in high school."

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.

A woman walks into a chemist’s and asks if they sell extra-large condoms. ‘Yes, we do,’ says the sales assistant. ‘Would you like to buy some?’ ‘No thanks,’ replies the woman. ‘But if you don’t mind, I’ll wait here for someone who does.’