Joke #5017

Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'

Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.

Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" She said, "Nope, just found one!"

Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.

Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.

Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.

Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.

Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.