Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.