Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.