Joke #5017

Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.

Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.

Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.

Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.

Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.

Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.

You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.