Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.