Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.