Joke #5017

Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'

Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" She said, "Nope, just found one!"

Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.

Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.

Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.

Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.

Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"

Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.