Joke #5017

Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'

Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.

Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.

Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.

Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.

Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.

Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.