Q. Why did the woman bury her husband 12 feet under?
A. Because deep down he's a good person.
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Q: Why did God create Adam before he created eve?
A: Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
How are men like chocolates?
A.They never last long enough
B.They always leave stains whenever they get hot.
A Knight was getting ready for the crusade.
Ha turned to his friend and told him:
"My fiancée is the most beautiful girl in the world and I can't imagine her being with someone else, while I'm gone. You're my best friend and I trust you. Here's the key for her chastity belt. In case I never get back, unlock her and set her free."
When the crusade Knights were a mile away from the village, the Knight gets an urgent message:
"Mate, You Gave Me The Wrong Key!"
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Q: What is difference between man and Superman?
A: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
There once was a fellow from Kent
Who had such a long instrument.
To stay out of trouble
He folded it double.
And instead of coming he went.
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.