Joke #522

What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
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Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
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What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
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There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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