A blonde's house was on fire.
She called 911 and started screaming, "Help me, please!
My house is burning! Hurry!"
The operator said, "Okay, calm down and we'll be there soon. How do we get to your house?"
The blonde answered, "Duh, in that big red truck!"
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What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
Last year's hide and seek champion.
Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?
How many blondes does it take to milk a cow?
Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.
What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?
She said they were pretty good, but might offend some Puerto Ricans.
Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
A blonde finds a lamp with a genie inside.
He says, "I will grant you three wishes."
The blonde says, "For my first wish, I want my love handles to disappear."
The genie replies, "Your wish is my command."
Suddenly, the blonde exclaims, "Holy sh*t! What did you do with my ears?"
Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?
Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.
A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and with a screaming voice said, “I have a complaint!”
“How can i help you?” said the librarian looking up at her.
“I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!”
Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked “What was wrong with it?”
“It had way too many characters and there was no plot!” said the blonde.
The librarian nodded and said, “Ahhh. So YOU must be the person who took our phone book."