Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
Boy: "Do you like parties?" Girl: "Yes, why?" Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
"Does your ass have Allstate insurance?" "No, why?" "Well, do you want it to be in good hands?"
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.