Joke #5558

Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them? To remind niggers that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
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A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows. Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark. He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators. "Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?" Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England." The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
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What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
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What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
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How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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