Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them? To remind niggers that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
Black magic... It doesn't work.
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami. "Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks." "I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied." Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out. "What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room. "Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed." "Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic." "I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?" "Jesus, Son of Mary." "Where was he born?" "In a stable." "And why was he born in a stable?" "Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.