Joke #5588

Q:What's the definition of mixed emotions? A:When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
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Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized."
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Johnny comes home from school and asks his mom what is a "period". His mom says that "A period is when a woman needs to realease her dead egg cells". Johnny asks what color is it. She says it's red. Johnny said "I have one of those but mine is white and it makes babies."
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Q: Why is life like a penis? A: Women make it hard!
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What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A women who won't do what she's told.
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Question: What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence? Answer: Divorced.
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Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
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Q: What element is a girl's future best friend? A: Carbon.
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Question: What’s the ideal breakfast setting? Answer: You’re sitting at the kitchen table and your son is on the cover of the Wheaties box, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of a milk carton.
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Q: How do you fix a woman's watch? A: You don't...there's a clock on the oven!
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies," He responded. "Oh, killing any?" She asked. "Yep, three males, two females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell? He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
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