Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam? A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
School is like a boner, long and hard. Unless you're Asian...
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!