How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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What do the KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make a nigga run faster.
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How does a black woman know when she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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What did the black woman name her 5 sons?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour.
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Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying.
When his mother ask why he replays.
"The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day Tyrone is crying again .
"What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask.
Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day he comes home smiling.
"What happened today Tyrone?"
Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white."
Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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