Girl: Baby im wet.
Boy: Want a paper towel?
Girl: No, i want more then that ;)
Boy: Want 2 paper towels?
Girl: No, baby i want sumthing big and round ;)
Boy: Damn you want the whole roll?
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Friend: Dude, I can't stop dreaming about my crush.
Me: Well imagine this... You're home alone, and your crush comes over to visit.
Friend: Ok I can see it...
Me: She walks into your room and you're just sitting there.
Friend: Uh-huh.. I'm likin' this.
Me: Ok. So she walks in front of you, takes her pants off.
She's not wearing any underwear.. And then she sits on you.
Friend: Oh-ho-hoo.. Whatta' naughty girl.
Me: Yeah, ok. Don't get dirty on me. So she's sitting on you.
And then... she starting shitting in you. Right then and there, you find out you're a toilet.
Friend: I hate you...
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Q: What is the difference between a mouse and a dick?
A: No difference. Both are searching a hole.
Q: What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
A: Self-employed.
I like my women how I like my laptop.
Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.
Q: How do you know when a machanic has had sex?
A: Two of his fingers are clean.
What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common?
You can't f**k with either one.
Dear Husband,
I have been feeling really dirty lately. Please do me.
Love, Dishes
Boy: My magic watch says that you don't have any underwear on.
Girl: Well its wrong...
Boy: Guess my watch is 15 minutes fast
Don't ever let your girl talk to another guy about her problems; a shoulder to cry on, becomes a dick to ride on.