Girl: Baby im wet.
Boy: Want a paper towel?
Girl: No, i want more then that ;)
Boy: Want 2 paper towels?
Girl: No, baby i want sumthing big and round ;)
Boy: Damn you want the whole roll?
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A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
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A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.
A man walks into his office box on a Monday morning.
He checks his e-mails and sees one from his neighbor.
it reads, "Do you have any naked photos of your wife?"
Outraged the man replies, "NO I DO NOT!"
Shortly after he receives a second e-mail from his neighbor.
Expecting an apology he opens the e-mail.
It reads, "Want to buy some?"
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Justin.
Justin who?
Your justin time to wipe my ass!
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Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
I went to a pharmacy and asked for a black condom.
Manager wondered and asked me, "why black sir?"
"My friend's husband died; I want to console her," I said.
I'd have a comeback for that, but all my come's backed up in your throat.
A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class.
Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate.
After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.