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Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government? A: A civil serpent.
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Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a pig ran in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn’t. The pig was killed. The President told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. About an hour later the driver staggers back to the car with his clothes in total disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and smiling happily. “What happened?” asked the President. “Well,” the driver replied “the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me.” “My God, what did you tell them?” asked the President. The driver replied: “I’m Bill Clinton’s driver, and I just killed the pig.”
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Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot? Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, "come Spot, come Spot!"
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A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head. The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
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A reporter asked Chris Rock who do you think would win the presidency? He said quickly Obama. When asked why, he replied, has anyone ran a race with a Kenyan and won?
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An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
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I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds.
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Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.
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I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...
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Donald Trump is a vain, arrogant, hateful pig. That's why Americans voted him in - he's just like them.
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