When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag.
Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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