Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist?
A: He's been feeling down in the dumps.
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A salad shooter.
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They gave him the cold shoulder!
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A: Having two legs.
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An old man and his wife went to the doctor's office.
The doctor asked the man for a blood, urine and feces sample.
The man was slightly deaf and said, "What?"
The doctor said, "I need a blood, urine and feces sample."
The man still looked puzzled, so his wife leaned over and yelled into his ear, "Sheldon, the doctor needs a pair of your underwear."
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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What does a cannibal eat with cheese?
Pickled organs.
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Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
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An Ohio State University mortician student walked into the embalming room where a cadaver was lying on the table.
Confident that he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his instructor, he began to examine the body.
When he rolled it over, he was shocked to see a cork in the man's butt.
Mystified, he pulled it out and immediately heard the University of Michigan fight song come out of the guy's butt.
Shaken by what had happened, he quickly shoved the cork back into it's original resting place.
He then ran to get his instructor, nervously shouting, "Sir, you must come, you won't believe what I discovered!"
Annoyed by the interruption, the professor said, "Let's take a look at this astounding discovery."
When they entered the morgue, the teacher was also surprised to see the cork, so he approached the table and promptly removed the cork.
Upon hearing the University of Michigan fight song, he quickly replaced the cork in the cadaver's butt and said, "What's so surprising about that? I've heard thousands of assholes sing that song!"
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Mommy, mommy, I don't want to visit grandma today!
"Shut up and keep digging, boy."
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Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman?
A: Inserting the anchovies
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