Joke #7503

I went to blockbusters last night and asked if I could borrow Batman Forever. The bloke at the counter said, "NO you have to bring it back tomorrow!"

What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?

Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke...? "It's open."

Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why? Theres no place like home ...

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. "Ever have an accident?" "Nope, nary a one." "None? You've never had any accidents." "Nope. Ain't had one. Never." "Well, you said in this form you were bitten by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?" "Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."

I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment about their mustache, and suddenly she is not your friend anymore...

How do you describe an angry potato? Boiling Mad.

Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...

"Knock Knock?" "Who's there?" "Europe." "Europe who?" "No you're a poo."

There appeared suddenly a crowd of many people in the street, because they caught a thief, who has stolen 500 euros from the grocery. They wanted to beat him up, but Johny stayed still and told the people: "who is without guilt, may throw a stone at this thief!" Nobody wanted to throw a stone at this thief, becuase nobody was without guilt. Suddenly one stone has hit this thief directly into his forehead and he has fallen down to the ground. Johny asked: "who was it? Who was it?" The Heaven has opened and the oldest archangel has s aid: "it was me!"

Do you know the joke of "no me neither"? No. Me neither.